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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

3 Days Left till Getting Nuked: "It's time to abort your whole freaking species!"

This awesome quote comes up after killing the final boss of the game. I don't mean the core Duke 3D boss. No no, I mean the boss at the end of the nightmarish-ly difficult episode 4 of Duke 3D. After fighting and killing the queen at the end, an awesome quote is soon to be had. Duke swims down to the queen's corpse (Yes, the last fight is underwater. Awesome, right?) and plants a pipe-bomb right up her birth canal. As he plants the bomb he says this awesome quote, swims up and explodes her. Badass, right? He even contributes to the whole "cool guys don't look at explosions" thing.

Unfortunately, he didn't do a good job at aborting an entire race of aliens, seeing as Duke Nukem Forever is coming up in the next 3 days. But hey, I'm not complaining.

Let's do a better job this time Dukey boy.

Baka

25 comments:

  1. YES Duke Nukem games were always the best!

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  2. wohoo! only 3 days left!

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  3. ... and that's why Duke Nukem failed his medical license exam. D;

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  4. I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL! Looking forward to Duke, hope its not been too overhyped in its 10+ shelf years! +following

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  5. haha cant wait this is gonna be good

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  6. I'm ready to play Duke Nukem and chew gum and I'm all out of gum.

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  7. Duke was so awesome.. and they will never let him be that awesome again!

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  8. What will happen after the time has been counted down? xP

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  9. Btw, did you see the new BF3 trailer? ;)

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  10. Haha, forgot about bombing the birth canal

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  11. Time for a 38th trimester abortion, eh? Who knew South Park and the Duke had so much in common!

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  12. I love this serie, best game ever?

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  13. Duke Nukem will do a better job because he's going to blast them forever this time haha

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  14. Ah, I saw the demo. It looks awesome!

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  15. I can't believe they're finally releasing Duke Nukem Forever! Can't wait!

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  16. Everybody deserves a second try!

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